1. They block me in on the driveway
2. They play their Jennifer Lopez CD way too much and way too loud
3. They keep their crap outside my apartment and block my entrance
4. They installed a basketball net right outside my door and play at all hours of the night
5. They run the washing machine and dryer at all hours and when the loads are done, they leave the clothes in there so that loud buzzing noise keeps going off all night
6. They wake up at the butt-crack of dawn and insist on yelling across the house to each other
7. They cook really smelly food ALL the time
8. They flush the toilet when I’m in the shower (almost every day)
9. They have an annoying ring on their telephone that drives me CRAZY
10. They read my magazines I get in the mail before giving them to me. Annoying bastards…I hope they move soon.
