Last year, towards the end of the winter season, I bought a pair of $200 knee high black leather boots that were marked down to $80, since it was March. I didn’t get to wear them much , with the spring coming and all, so I put them away to wear next year. This morning, I took them out of the closet for their first use of the fall season. How exciting. Now, at 4:50pm, I am still wearing them, but I am in severe pain, now that the circulation has been cut off to my feet. That’s right. My legs are too freaking fat! The boots fit fine last year. Dammit. Back to the gym.
